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Today, 3:25 pm
hiya!

do you know what today is?

Tuesday? Just kidding
Happy birthday! Eat lots of cake and ice cream!


you're savage

rainbow barf. om nom nom.

ok now let's party! lol

Today, 3:26 pm


i read giant squids can grow to a huge size due to deep-sea gigantism. O_o

uhm, so are you trying to say I look fat? you better not be.



of course not
Today, 8:03 pm

what did the ocean say to the other ocean?

i dunno.
what did it say?


nothing. they just waved. haha!

get it? WAIVED? lol

I'm dead. hahahaha

Today, 8:25 pm